Walks into dining room
Asks mum “what type of stir fry is it(for dinner)?”
Mum: ” not now Alanna”
Serve myself (stir fry tastes soapy btw), then proceed to pick up strawberry
I exclaim,” these strawberries look delicious!”
Mum: ” oh all right Alanna, that’s enough”
Dad:” would you shut up Alanna I’m trying to do my work!!”
Collect my things quietly and return to my study
And they wonder why I’m antisocial/ don’t want to spend time with them
Two minutes later, mum:”Alanna can you come here and help us with this question” ~_~
Dark and Creepy Night
it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest
it was a cow.
How terrifying!
I Appear
i appear once in a second, twice in a month and three times in a year, what am i
dont bother theres no answer.
Mans
man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
[both mans die]
